It may be true ...
... but no one believes you.
On February 9, 1995 George Costanza sat with his friend, Jerome Seinfeld, to help him learn to beat a polygraph test.
Jerome had a crush on a beautiful policewoman which was rivaled only by his love for “Melrose Place.”
George knew he had to be frank with Jerome — he couldn’t possibly learn the art of lying in a day when it took George 40 years to master …
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